Okay, folks: we’re kickin’ off Monday with a call-out for the weirdest, most unusual, funniest and err-freakiest sweet nothings you’ve heard in the bedroom (or wherever you’re getting it on)?
GO! 
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oh god!! probably getting called a ‘skanky ho’ by an ex. not one of my finest moments!!
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Hahaaa this one is brilliant 
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Mine would have to be this classic… “You’ve confirmed it. Young women fuck like the energizer bunny” 
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“Want a taste of this salami?”
No. No, I really don’t!!
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His exes name!!!
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I think you can own this one! 
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Double A all the way, baby! 
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Who ordered a meat feast? Anyone? No? 
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Ooof, the worst! 
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This guy looked down DURING missionary at his own dick and said “tiny dick, tiny dick”…. Safe to say I never saw him again