Weirdest thing you've heard in the bedroom? ๐Ÿ‘€

Okay, folks: weโ€™re kickinโ€™ off Monday with a call-out for the weirdest, most unusual, funniest and err-freakiest sweet nothings youโ€™ve heard in the bedroom (or wherever youโ€™re getting it on)?

GO! :point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down:

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oh god!! probably getting called a โ€˜skanky hoโ€™ by an ex. not one of my finest moments!!

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Hahaaa this one is brilliant :trophy:

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Mine would have to be this classicโ€ฆ โ€œYouโ€™ve confirmed it. Young women fuck like the energizer bunnyโ€ :rabbit: :rabbit: :rabbit:

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โ€œWant a taste of this salami?โ€

No. No, I really donโ€™t!!

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His exes name!!!

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I think you can own this one! :woman_shrugging:

Double A all the way, baby! :wink:

Who ordered a meat feast? Anyone? No? :expressionless:

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Ooof, the worst! :woman_facepalming: